i never hit reblog so fast in my life
someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed
imagine if we all went to school together
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.
YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED
I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh.
moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE.
how is anyone in australia still alive?